The troll is the number one threat to humanity as he has always been. Standing at 7 feet tall, he is rail thin and usually slouches to appear two feet shorter. He sports a reddish blue skin and two foot long tusks. For reasons unknown (perhaps a result of his carribean origions) he speaks with a thick jamaican accent. Born in Haiti as a result of a dark ritual by a whichdoctor, he is the embodiment of evil. A practitioner of the arcane arts, the troll is a renouned mage; his stark purple is testimate to this. He has been known to cause unbelieve havok throughout human civilization. He shot bambi's mother, sunk the titanic, the luisitania, and destroyed the roman colluseum (single handedly, i might add). He has never been caught as periodically jumps inside of people through their ear and hollows them out from the inside. Thus, he is able to commit his horrible acts incognito. The only time he ventures out is to feed. He can regularly be seen leaving children's hospitals with a squirming burlap sack. The only man who knows of his presence, and consequently the only one who can defeat him, is Dan Scarfoni.
by soodonim June 11, 2008
trolololololololololo
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
Literally something that lives under a bridge and eats goats. If someone calls you an internet troll they mean solely to insult your face, home, and diet.
The fuck did you think?
The fuck did you think?
by Oopsthathandleisalreadyinuse June 25, 2020
Noun:
A) An ugly creature of Scandinavian myth.
B) A person who frequently trolls. (see verb)
C) A person with whom someone else disagrees, pejorative term implying that that person's opinion doesn't count or isn't real.
D) A person who's personal appearance or behavior is being derided by another in comparison to definition A or B.
Verb)
A) To start arguments or make statements that one does not believe in for the purpose of causing outrage or disagreement, especially in an online forum.
B) To drag bait behind a boat to fish with.
C) To look for one night stands, especially in bars.
A) An ugly creature of Scandinavian myth.
B) A person who frequently trolls. (see verb)
C) A person with whom someone else disagrees, pejorative term implying that that person's opinion doesn't count or isn't real.
D) A person who's personal appearance or behavior is being derided by another in comparison to definition A or B.
Verb)
A) To start arguments or make statements that one does not believe in for the purpose of causing outrage or disagreement, especially in an online forum.
B) To drag bait behind a boat to fish with.
C) To look for one night stands, especially in bars.
Noun:
A) The troll looked out from under the bridge and growled.
B) She's such a Troll.
C) The Rotten Tomatoes score for Captain Marvel was driven down by Trolls who said they didn't want to see it.
D) Have you looked at her, I mean ugg, what a Troll.
Verb:
A) He Trolled the forum starting arguments in multiple threads.
B) They trolled along at 7 knots.
C) They trolled the bars looking for fun.
A) The troll looked out from under the bridge and growled.
B) She's such a Troll.
C) The Rotten Tomatoes score for Captain Marvel was driven down by Trolls who said they didn't want to see it.
D) Have you looked at her, I mean ugg, what a Troll.
Verb:
A) He Trolled the forum starting arguments in multiple threads.
B) They trolled along at 7 knots.
C) They trolled the bars looking for fun.
by Meep-Meep March 17, 2019
by 69gayass69 April 1, 2018
Trolling was original True meaning is causing chaos ,lieing, and backstabbing...until some trolls .The original form or True meaning of trolls.started or thought they could redefine ..it as their own way of thinking ..just like multitasking ,,multimedia ,and alike. Look up a Real troll in every day life from the Christian /Yeshua follower Trolls are Demons period. They spreading, chaos and lies and backstabbing. This term was spread by a Christians so their you have it. True definition of Trolls are spreading, chaos and lies and backstabbing.
by King Arthure May 25, 2017
by trevdogg January 8, 2005