whale watcher

a common term for a lesbian.

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.

by whale watcher October 10, 2014

gay whale

A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale

That's a gay whale

by Mynameisjeff234611 December 13, 2017

Suddenly Whale

A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.

"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."

by La Yaoi Addict July 27, 2019

Whale change

A sex act involving the lubing of the "blow hole" for a more expedient ejaculation.

Her boyrfriend asked for a whale change last night

by AMJD January 2, 2012

disgruntled whale

Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.

Good shout- you just left her there like a disgruntled whale

by tedwheatus March 20, 2010

Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 19, 2015