A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
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Wesley- Guys, this game reminds me of Doom
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Everyone in Chat- Shut Up Wesley
Jack- No duh, it's Gloom
Everyone in Chat- Shut Up Wesley
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Get the Wesleys mug.Corrupt DINO (democrat in name only) who took millions of dollars from the pro-israel (pro-genocide) lobby to primary Cori Bush, who actually supports peace in the Middle East. Of course, with Cori Bush being an ACTUAL democrat, Wesley Bell's campaign is mostly funded by right-wing billionaires and republican MAGA types.
Wesley Bell is so corrupt, I'll be telling everyone I know to vote Cori Bush for congress! Ceasefire now!
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