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Mermaid

Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.

Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.

The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
1. The Mermaids are out setting up the weighbridge.
2. Pads are hot and the mermaids are calling
by Kasterborus June 5, 2021
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mermaid angel

This person or entity tends to gravitate towards evil and shows the depravity of humanity at its lowest form via cyberbullying a 12 year old.
Audren
I hope that mermaid angel get her post deleted as well as herself IP banned due to her cyberbullying post about a child named audren.
by Palaudren December 9, 2019
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Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.
Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.
by jederic January 17, 2018
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Mermaids

Mermaids are people that support Nick Bean. They are some of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most supportive people on earth. They are part of an amazing fandom.
person: what do you call your fans nick?
nick: i call my fans mermaids
by aaliyahmr January 10, 2019
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Reverse Mermaid

The sexual act of copulating from behind while dunking their head in the bath.
My hair is wet because my boyfriend just did the reverse mermaid on me.
by ivlogtv October 8, 2023
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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Little Mermaid

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022
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