Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 12, 2017
Get the rocky mountain truckermug. When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
Get the Trucker Toastmug. Females that dress with denim and a trucker cap, could be referred to as a lot lizard or trailer trash, accompanied by a Tall can of Natural Light and a pack of cheap cigarets. Suggested best to stay away even if desperate.
“Tracy that lot lizard left her denim jacket at the bar again, and that hat makes her look like a femme trucker”
by Bilkson July 30, 2022
Get the femme truckermug. It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.
REM is notorious for doing this.
REM is notorious for doing this.
You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.
by Agencylament December 14, 2020
Get the truckers gear shiftmug. Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"
Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
by Gregge September 15, 2017
Get the trucker bathmug. by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023
Get the got a truckermug. Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017
Get the brother truckermug.