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Eli

A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.
Dude your such an Eli get away from my cat!
by DashCash December 20, 2019
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Eli

I know this one guy named Eli. And let me tell you, he is the worst person EVER. He doesn't believe in vaccines or covid, he constantly takes off his mask indoors, and he is really dumb. Im sorry to every single Eli. Elis are really cool so im sorry from the bottom of my heart.

P.S.
He picks his nose too.
Person 1: "I love most Elis, but this one is no no"
Person 2: "yeah..."
by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022
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Eli

Eli is gayest most weirdest person you will ever meet he is so out going respects no one and will cheat on his gf 90% time he tends to also suck at every sport he plays and aslo has anger issues never usually fits in and is rare to have many friends but He can be nice and cute
You see the new kid hope he’s not like and eli
by Dog1325 August 19, 2020
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Eli

Eli is a little annoying shot you never want to get friends with because he never shuts up
Hey look it's Eli, he's an annoying shit
by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019
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Eli

A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.
FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli
by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018
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Eli

total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.
Wow that Eli is such a douche!
by DrewFucksGirls May 23, 2018
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Eli

Eli
by yourmom696969420420 September 27, 2020
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