Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

brass

for fucking sake why!

brass party!

by table tennis pro April 9, 2023

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024

brass rainbow

Also known as "Brass Knuckles".

And then I hit him with a left brass rainbow, and down he went.

by drugbunny May 22, 2016

The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Brass Logger

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021