Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

Slab

A mix between punching and slapping someone. To hit someone with a clenched fist and your elbow in the motion of a slap.

I could slab you so hard right now!

by Spnmoose February 8, 2019

Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 15, 2021

Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.

He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024

slabs

Slabs: a word used on teenage boys instagrams to show off the fish they (or their friends) caught. Can be used on multiple different pictures in the same sentence!!

*picture posted on insta of kid holding fish*
Caption: “Daily Slabs🤑 #easywork #fortheboys”

by largefriestypaguy August 13, 2019

slab

a mix between a slampig and a slob. a nasty, dirty, skanky person

marisa earls is a slab!

by karen dildo December 7, 2010

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019