anus pudding

What comes out of a womans bunghole, after her man ejaculates into it

Damn, there is anus pudding dripping out of me after that round of fun

by susie wong February 20, 2008

Pudwink

This term refers to when a gal is giving a hummer and won't swallow. Instead, she takes it out of her mouth and you spank a hot load on her face and some gets in her eye. The liquid stings and causes her to wink at your spent pud. Thus, pudwink.

She didn't swallow. She's a real pudwink.

by Larry Canada June 19, 2006

in the pudding club

(Chiefly British) Pregnant. Sometimes shortened to "in the club".

Did you hear? Amy's in the pudding club!

by Tsee October 31, 2006

jackhammer pudding pie

To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"

His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.

by jher222 June 7, 2007

sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.

Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???

by Billy B November 10, 2008

puddintater

a small magical fish that pops out of rivers and grants magical wishes. and also has a British accent.

Lil puddintater gave me infinit dollerz

by Mr_Slave LJBZorz July 14, 2009

protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.

Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.

by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008