Press z

Another word used to answer any question asked. Orginates from a Nintendo 64 controller.

Person: how do i change my name in the game?
answer: Press z
_________

Person: fuck, i can't get past this mission!
answer: press z!!!

by TheManHimself September 16, 2005

Press Pause

Telling a person to stop or hold on until you come back or finish what you are dong. You have to use your fingers when you tell them also. So hold up your index and middle fingers like this: 11 (looks like the pause signal on your mp3 player).

Person 1: So I know you wanted to talk me about...
Person 2: Press Pause (while doing the hand signal) I need to go to the bathroom.

by The Stiletto Queen January 25, 2011

french press

A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

by TeddySD March 18, 2007

hydraulic press

the art of sitting on someones face with an absolute HEFT of an ass

Sirene: girlie i just hydraulic pressed the life out of this dude!

by kachowa January 29, 2023

cold pressed

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.

yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.

by Cold Pressed June 18, 2016

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

by Yopmail User August 27, 2023