Love tape

The act of sticking duct tape on someone, with love.

Writing "love tape" on a piece of duct tape and sticking it on your friend to show how much you love them(:
Person 1: LOVE TAPE! *sticks tape on person 2*
Person 2: YES! I'm loved!
by ILOVEYOUBIOTCH November 10, 2010
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Duct Tape

Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?

b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"

c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
by sp3nx0r May 25, 2004
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Duck Tape

Calling Duct Tape, Duck Tape makes you look like a royal dumbass.
Rapist 1:"What are you gonna tie her up with?"

Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."

Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."
by SillyClownRapist July 02, 2010
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Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
by Ben April 18, 2003
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gape tape

When the asshole of a freshly fucked butt is so stretched out and loose, gape tape is applied to seal off the brown stink hole from leaking feces and other anal contaminants. It is often used as an adhesive of sorts for whores, sluts, pornstars, and anal explorers from all walks of life.
Dude, Sasha has been taking it up the dumper so damn much that her Doctor made her start wearing gape tape to keep that treacherous hole from leaking shit everywhere.
by Dollabillz February 07, 2014
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Tape monkey

MR2 is the new tpe monkey(an ATL) and has replaced Miguel.
Miguel, what are you going to do during the day now that you are no longer a tape monkey?
by IT Boss July 24, 2007
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Lemon Tape

Exactly what it sounds like. I mean really, you guys know what lemon tape is, right? Known by many as the best thing ever.
"Dude, I just got in a new order of lemon tape"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"

"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"
by King Widge August 30, 2014
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