The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
Get the Oklahoman divorcemug. AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!
Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
Get the Divorcemug.