Newton

A new 1000 kg.

I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)

by Jacks ass August 11, 2009

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

Cam Newton

The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.

Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton

by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019

Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016

Cam Newton

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.

Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Newton

Newton for a name means that they are very smart and talented. Often lack in sports, but would dominate everything else.

Newton is the best name to give someone who is superior in everything other than sports.

by Fueovkznsm November 23, 2021

newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

i follow newton's 4th law

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023