Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron

Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron

Becki Newton Is Naty Lebron

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

Cam newton

A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.

Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

Newton

A new 1000 kg.

I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)

by Jacks ass August 11, 2009

Cam Newton

A guy that plays better when people don't hate him, because he's human like them.

Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021