police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
by ouirewoi August 2, 2007

by ucansuckpp November 1, 2019

Them: What did you do today?
You: I got drunk ass hell and kissed some bitch on the side walk cause it’s July 19th.
You: I got drunk ass hell and kissed some bitch on the side walk cause it’s July 19th.
by Rootbeerlover22 June 8, 2019

*on phone call*
Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!
Bob: it’s 30 July
Boss: AND!?
Bob: it’s lazy day to do anything
Boss: Oohhhh sorry I’ll let you off
Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!
Bob: it’s 30 July
Boss: AND!?
Bob: it’s lazy day to do anything
Boss: Oohhhh sorry I’ll let you off
by Xx aesthetic xX November 6, 2021

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!
by Luckymicky October 17, 2019

by slitslattslime November 30, 2019

If you are born on the 17 July you are elite, you should be very proud if you were born on this day.
by Wowsa mcwow September 14, 2021
