July 49th

How did you even find this?

Go Away. You should have never searched up July 49th

by July49thenthusiast October 30, 2019

July 2nd

Today is a beautiful, funny, and special persons birthday!

Someone: hey it’s a special day
Other someone: what do you mean

Someone: it’s july 2nd someone special has a birthday today

Other someone: oh okay happy birthday!

by Blueberry21 November 11, 2019

fourth of july

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

by ouirewoi August 2, 2007

July 27

The day of the person with a big ass butt

Damn your bday is on July 27? No wonder you got a big butt

by ucansuckpp November 1, 2019

July 19th

The day where you can get drunk as hell and kiss anyone you’d like

Them: What did you do today?

You: I got drunk ass hell and kissed some bitch on the side walk cause it’s July 19th.

by Rootbeerlover22 June 8, 2019

30 July

Lazy day, relax and don’t go to work have the biggest relax day ever sleep in do what ever

*on phone call*
Boss: COME TO WORK NOW!
Bob: it’s 30 July

Boss: AND!?
Bob: it’s lazy day to do anything
Boss: Oohhhh sorry I’ll let you off

by Xx aesthetic xX November 6, 2021

July 28th

National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!

by Luckymicky October 17, 2019