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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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The Portuguese Goodbye

"The Portuguese Goodbye" refers to a parting of ways that unfolds slowly over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
"I learned about the Portuguese Goodbye by watching my in-laws take 30 to 45 minutes to say goodbye to one another at conclusion of Sunday dinners."
by SalvyZ August 11, 2022
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Robertson goodbye

when you are at a social function with a mixed company of friends and strangers and when it comes time for you to leave, you take a drink from a strangers glass right before leaving. Preferably this will happen as you are saying goodbye to everyone and the attention is on you.
I was down at the bar when I noticed how late it was, so rushed out of the bar and accidentally Robertson goodbye-ed. So today I'm pretty sick. :/
by pseudo-sudo April 22, 2021
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Mormon goodbye

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?
by Cazoli November 25, 2024
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Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.
I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.
by Man/man June 8, 2024
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