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An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out
Elijah is a huge fag
Elijah by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018
An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out
Elijah is a fag
Elijah by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018
A basic white boy
He's carrying around a coffee and a guitar? What an Elijah.
Elijah by ramennoodlezrgood November 13, 2018
An elijah is a rare species of crab only foun on the west shore of CALIFORNIA
Wow it’s a scuttling elijah
Elijah by Iosjidnnfofjejdjxjjx November 16, 2018
A white boy who gets mad at you when you throw marshmallows at him. But he is mean af and funny af. Whatch what you say bc you will get cussed TF out by him
Elijah said " throw another fucking one you pussy ass bitch" to the boy who threw a marshmallow at him
Elijah by YakME December 8, 2018
Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.
Why is Elijah wearing a name tag!
Elijah by Yeeeet 22 December 9, 2018