crotch dangler

A term coined by avid babywearing parents to denote any type of front carrier used to carry babies and children that literally leaves them dangling from the crotch.
(Most notably, the Baby Bjorn, the Snugli, and the cheap Chico and Infatino knock offs).

I mean, really, would YOU like to hoisted up by bearing all your weight on your crotch?

"I just love my baby bjorn!" :)
"You should switch to a maya wrap, or a moby wrap... or essentially any other sling that isn't a crotch dangler "
"Oh, that makes sense"

That crotch dangler looks mighty uncomfortable

by rocketspoon August 18, 2010

Crotch Broom

Commonly known as a mustache, refers to the sweeping motion made as it grazes the vagina during cunnilingus. Also helps brush aside annoying panty lint.

Frank sure went to town on Irma with his crotch broom last night.

by SenorSmoke November 26, 2008

crotch monkey

A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.

Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.

by Joe from Idaho March 09, 2006

crotch spiders

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

by huskerbob September 21, 2015

Ham Crotch

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!

Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!

by AvBe May 29, 2009

Crotch Quarter

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.

Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)

by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011

Lightning Crotch

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).

"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."

by FallenStarr September 21, 2011