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CHOICE THE TAURUS

Basically the best artist of the century(not a rapper). Gotta go green, on my knees, someone please. Loves staring at hot girls asses and jerking off is probably his favorite hobby. However he sucks at basketball and blames being ass on the fact that he jerked off beforehand. He also owes Mustafa 20 million dollars in the future when he becomes famous. He believes that sex can save any relationship and is the main reason for divorce. Although his beliefs may seem wacky sometimes, he could probably give the best sex and relationship advice. Has a new crush every week and is ALWAYS horny. His best work was probably Quailman which is sadly no longer available to the public and Mustafa and Shane own the last living copies. Wears sweaters all the time even in the summer because his drip is that important to him.
Is that guy wearing a full pink outfit with a sweater and trying to get with that girl? Bro that's Choice The Taurus he's just trying to get some pussy.
by Bigman10000lbs June 11, 2022
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Definition of poor life choices

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Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you
Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.
by Griizxx July 1, 2019
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Choice

Something that is very hard to do.
I have to make a choice about who I like better.
by quack quack 🦆 December 21, 2019
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Choice Butt

a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.
hey Charlie...you got any choice butts out there in that ass tray??
by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009
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Your Body My Choice

Reversed meaning of the phrase:" My Body, My choice" its used to annoy feminists
"Your Body My Choice" said to a feminist to shut them up
by R_l_T November 12, 2024
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