penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

A word that gave me cholera

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid

by Grevylags April 7, 2020

Dunny Blasting

The act of playing a "match 3" mobile game while on the toilet.

Hey man can you get off the toilet I really need to go. 'Hold on I'm Dunny blasting.'

by JudgmentalTissue October 4, 2020

turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

Ghetto blasting

Not leaving a tip or leaving a poor tip when out to eat at a restaurant

I know that guy is a rich doctor, but he’s always ghetto blasting his servers. He just left me $5 on a $100 check!

by Aserversstory January 28, 2021

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

Baja blasting

shaking a bottle of baja blast and then shoving it up someones ass and then opening it while its inside

we doing some Baja blasting

by uyeeur December 15, 2021