Dick

When someone is a dick they are often rude, stupid, annoying, or just a jerk.

Random person #1 says to random person #2 "Dude your so bad at math you got a frick'n F" Random person #3 says to random person #1 " Dude don't be such a dick that! He didn't do anything to you!"

by The guy who fucked you mom March 6, 2019

Dick

A big pencil used for penetration in a stretch armstrong

Put your dick In me

by ( ͡°З ͡°) May 4, 2018

dicked

To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.

girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."

by humblebeee December 17, 2013

Dick

The biggest monster cock you've ever seen!

Pulling pants down and being amazed by her dick

by Pro_handler July 16, 2020

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015