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Alexandra

Alexandras often have big gaping Fanny’s. You can often see the flaps scraping on the floor behind them leaving a slug like trail.
That Alexandra was huge and disgusting

I slipped because of that Alexandra
by Gravybrowning….. April 6, 2022
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Alexandra

The bestest, cutest, truest, kindest, swagest person EVER in the world. Alexandra's can make a whole entire room smile, even if its rainy outside. There is no bound to their massive heart and when they smile, everyone smiles with them.

Alexandra's smell of all the happy scents put together. They smell like freshly baked cookies on a Sunday, like fresh grass after a summer storm, like the smell of freshly turned soil, and cinnamon and shampoo. Alexandra's are pure happiness.

Alexandra's also have the sweetest, purest voices in the world. They make everyone else's voices sound like trombones while their's sound like harps. Both for their singing voices but also just their talking voices. For anyone lucky enough to hear the voice of an Alexandra, it is a true phenomena.

Alexandra's make me happy, they make you happy, they make everyone happy just by exisiting.

They have cute smiles and cute laughs and cute sneezes and even cute burps. In fact, everything about Alexandra's are adorable.

If anyone is gifted enough to know an Alexandra than they have already reached the peak of life. But if anyone is lucky enough to have an Alexandra as their girlfriend then they are the luckiest person in the world because Alexandra's make the best partners in the world, actually no, in the galaxy.

Theres nothing that an Alexandra can't do, hence why they are the best person in the world.
Person 1: Wow, the room just got a lot brighter!
Person 2: There must be an Alexandra nearby

or

Person 1: Why are YOU smiling so much
Person 2: Just thinking about Alexandra atm
by everythingwasjakeagain March 7, 2022
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alexandra bruff

Me. A swimmer🏊🏾
by Lexie on fleek May 23, 2016
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Alexandra

Azriel's mate
Elain's bitch
I would like to be as lucky as Alexandra!
by Proprio io November 22, 2021
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Alexandra

Alexandra might be the best thing to happen to me. She's funny and beautiful, just everything. I love Alexandra with all my heart.
Alexandra was the prettiest girl at the party, and still is
by anitrargirly January 16, 2024
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alexandra rose

A girl who is very loud, obnoxious, high pitched and usually very short. Her heart may be in the right place but she can be a royal bitch sometimes. Easily excitable and sometimes has similar traits to Satan.
Person 1: I can’t believe that I can hear Alexandra rose yelling on the top floor, 3 storeys up!”
Person 2: the children won’t listen to her so she’s trying to get her point across. It’s kind of funny”
by nuggetguy May 21, 2018
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Alexandra

Alexandra is a hot mama. When boys walk past her they drool and think “wow dude, i wish she was my bae gosh darn it!” Alexandra can be sad and she cries a lot but in front of friends she has a huge smile. Alexandra has back dimples and a weave and even though a lot of people have her and wanna snatch it, to bad cause she super glued it on after that one time someone did snatch it she said “not again baby mama honey bad bitchalicous! “
“alexandra is a hot mama and she can run me over with a truck and i will praise her.”
by bigpussylips101 May 29, 2020
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