peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office

Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!

by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016

Peanut butter piggy

When you put peanut butter on your hog (fat dick) and let someone or something suck the peanut butter off.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a peanut butter piggy last night

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 2, 2016

Peanut Butter Sponge

1 (n) public humiliation due to the disclosure of one's use of chunky peanut butter as a personal lubricant

2. (v) To humiliate one's opponent in an obscene manner.

Noun usage: Luke felt peanut butter sponged after having mistakenly left evidence of the previous nights escapade in the kitchen sink.

Verb usage: Simon didn't just win the contest - he totally peanut butter sponged Erik's pathetic challenge.

by Puji March 23, 2009

Peanut Butter Hips

A girls hips are rubbery, looking like peanut butter and have canyon thighs.

Damn. Look at that bitch, she got the peanut butter hips and everything!

by The Creator & Definer March 1, 2011

peanut butter kiloran

shawna kiloran and pat kiloran’s dog. the goodest girl. she deserves all the treats.

peanut butter kiloran is superior

by milkkie April 3, 2019

Peanut Butter Mouth

A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.

I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.

yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.

by Reedski December 6, 2021