barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

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sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

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Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

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Barney is an overall lad! Always ready to sink a cold one with the boys and is the friend that gets you way to drunk. Barney always means well but can sometimes mess you up, like a lot, like watch out and never use him! Ever. This is an offical warning :)

Don’t lose Barney

by NoOOdlEssS August 8, 2018

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