Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.
by Lozalad February 7, 2015

friends? what are they?
by i have no friends lol November 11, 2019

A blue dyed sheep owned by Ghostbur, the ghost of Wilbur Soot, on the Dream SMP.
Friend was found while traveling with the Butcher Army on their way to detain Technoblade. Ghostbur decided to keep Friend as a pet and brought him along back to L'Manberg, and has since been deemed to have infinite lives by Philza during his exile.
Friend was found while traveling with the Butcher Army on their way to detain Technoblade. Ghostbur decided to keep Friend as a pet and brought him along back to L'Manberg, and has since been deemed to have infinite lives by Philza during his exile.
by Citruzs June 26, 2021

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want
Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future
by LS4X May 30, 2020

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 26, 2019

-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
by W3irdoz June 4, 2016
