Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.

Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

Wipe (noun)

It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet

Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning

by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023

Fanny Wipe

A man who acts, cry’s and moans like a girl..

No girl he’s such a fanny wipe, I can’t deal.

by Kirstual July 26, 2018

Ass wipe

Ass wipe means "YOU DUMBASS"

Clean up the kitchen ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018

wall wipe

A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.

Timothy's wall wipe had more cum than his ejacualtion.

by Jews clues January 23, 2016

Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt

"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"

by MooMawNation June 20, 2016

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021