sha-wipe

: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.

He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

by PAEx April 20, 2020

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

Ass wipe

A stupid nob head who thinks there’s the best but when shit goes down he’s gone and snitches

Brads an ass wipe

by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020

cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.

Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.

by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016

Mobi-Wipe

The act of wiping your mobile phone screen after it becomes dirty or smudged

Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...

by Andy Collett December 15, 2008

Wipe (noun)

It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet

Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning

by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023