A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.
by Jews clues January 23, 2016
Get the wall wipemug. A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.
Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012
Get the cooch wipemug. when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013
Get the relax wipemug. : to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.
He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
by PAEx April 20, 2020
Get the sha-wipemug. by Kirstual July 26, 2018
Get the Fanny Wipemug. It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet
Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning
by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023
Get the Wipe (noun)mug. by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018
Get the hood wipemug.