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Kenneth Wilson

Kenneth Wilson Original age mythical stoner and black belt of shithousery that is the almighty all seeing eye and knows every answer on the existence of the earth because of what his mates dogs uncles son posted on Facebook last week.

He runs a highly informative platform that is well sought after called AsKKenny
“oh let’s asKKenny” “Kenneth Wilson is on one again”
by MFYSQ April 30, 2020
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chip wilson

Chip is an absolute legend!
He is the man who invented the yoga pants. And for this, all of mankind is forever grateful.
by Average American July 16, 2022
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Long-wilson

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.
“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”
by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019
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Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.
Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!
by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022
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allan wilson

The fart right before you take a massive shit.
I need to find a bathroom asap, I just did an Allan Wilson
by Tootie January 14, 2016
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Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021
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Shawn Wilson

Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.
Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.
by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020
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