Ben Wish

Ben Wish spends his Saturdays in sainos (Sainsbury’s) with his cheeky latte grading papers, accept mine that he hasn’t received yet. He makes all his students smile, love u sir hope you grow soon.

Ben wish is a g

by MrsBannanaHammock October 14, 2019

i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 20, 2023

scums wish

A wish that fulfils ones own selfish desires

To be loved by you alone, is my scums wish.

That is a scums wish man.

by Tribal69 February 24, 2022

You wish you were a Delic

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.

Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."

by Mister Maine January 22, 2024

street wish

a desire to skate street

gonna nollie crook that ledge outside the post office, mans got a street wish -bring the vx

by Doug Shwartz June 15, 2022

The Reverse Wishing Well

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.

My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,

by Barry Stu Pid January 06, 2024

Cat wish

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

by Wavae April 10, 2019