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Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes
Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin
by Xxtot October 3, 2022
mugGet the Wesleymug.

wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass
Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.
by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018
mugGet the wesley keenmug.

wesley trent pipkin

Big daddy of all the daddy’s and is straight pimpin
That boi straight pimpin
He must be wesley Trent pipkin
by Bigpapi! October 27, 2021
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wesley

a hot shemale
says he has a 7 incher but he actually has a pussy and pulls all the guys
he will get molested every 3 seconds
wesley: i have a 7 incher
other guy: no you dont id smash u ngl
by aarav patel the monkey February 20, 2024
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Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023
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Shut up Wesley

A phrase used by a few Star Trek Characters and forever integrated as a running joke on
pintzandamiga.
Wesley- Guys, this game reminds me of Doom
Jack- No duh, it's Gloom
Everyone in Chat- Shut Up Wesley
by Optimistic Ghost November 23, 2021
mugGet the Shut up Wesleymug.

wesley

a person who sucks dick 24/7 nonestop
damm wesley sucks
by DarrenParese June 2, 2022
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