A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.
by Starchylde May 27, 2016
Get the purple velvet plantmug. When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
by But Sects September 3, 2023
Get the Red Velvet Challengemug. by redvelvetdaddies April 25, 2020
Get the Stan Red Velvetmug. A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.
"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
by HohnJodges March 21, 2017
Get the Red Velvet Manmug. Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.
1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion
2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion
2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex
by Gatticus July 3, 2018
Get the Velvet Hat Trickmug. The act of having sex with a girl while she's on her period, then putting it in her stink hole, then cumming in her mouth constitutes as a "black velvet"
Variants include:
-the jelly vlevet: black velvet plus a jelly doughnut
-black velvet surprise: after cumming in her mouth, tickle the slut so it'll come out her nose.
-BV ala mode: period pussy to poopy place to cum in her eye.
Variants include:
-the jelly vlevet: black velvet plus a jelly doughnut
-black velvet surprise: after cumming in her mouth, tickle the slut so it'll come out her nose.
-BV ala mode: period pussy to poopy place to cum in her eye.
by zoomsplat July 10, 2011
Get the Black Velvetmug. by wolfpacleader1986 October 21, 2016
Get the Velvet Throatmug.