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slam thirty

1. When sleep overtakes you and you can no longer keep your eyes open.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.
Its slam thirty, time to head to bed.
by Rags1949 April 18, 2021
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Thirty Slim Shawty

informing lover you will be with them in 30 minutes
i just hit thirty slim shawty. imma make some bagel bites and imma head back even tho the ozarks tv is occupiedo
by gurgz January 30, 2022
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shoot the thirty

to fight someone it said that it is going to take you thirty minutes to fight him
I'ma shoot the thirty with these gangs or they kick my ass
by y.east on tha track June 26, 2021
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thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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Thirty-one

Is that a thirty-one bag?
Of course!
I just love thirty-one!
by anonymous June 18, 2021
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Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.
Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025
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