Otter box

The phone case you get when you can't protect a phone to save your life.

"The is the 5th phone I've fucked up in a month."

"Damn, you need you an Otter box for real"

by Pan-x September 28, 2022

otter

noun

A mythical semiaquatic fish-eating mammal believed to be part of the weasel family, with an elongated body, dense fur, and webbed fee

“Is that an otter?!?”
“Huh? No, that’s a floating stick you fucktard. What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Grumpygills May 27, 2018

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021

Ottering

Ottering (VERB) The act of drowning and rapeing in that sequential order.

I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox

At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork

Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals

by Mother Nature is a savage June 19, 2021

fluffy otter

When the women is laying on her back and the dude is straddling her while titty fucking her and blows a huge load on her face.

“Dude, I totally gave a girl from Georgia a fluffy otter last night!”

by sugartitzzzz August 28, 2019

Otter

Another way of referring to your significant other. (Like a "pet" name or "babe/baby")

"My girlfriend is my otter because she is my other half."

by Nicole123742 October 13, 2017

bog otter

A large floating turd that refuses to flush.

Don't go in there there is a massive bog otter and it won't leave.

by LizardQueen. June 14, 2019