chance the lump

a greek god who resides at the back of the bus and swallows any bad followers

"chance the lump ate jacob today, i poopy"

by krisormiss September 17, 2022

Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

Sugar Lumps

A person that you choose to be their porn

Kyle Lumps you're my sugar lumps 😉

by Pieck Lumps November 27, 2021

drop a lump

Take a shit

I feel good after I drop a lump.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 2, 2022

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

Lump

Looks boring, drab, bland… one solid color.

Look at dad’s outfit. He looks like a lump.

by Winchester76 September 17, 2025