Slab

Slab is when you have a really fat dab
Wanna go take a slab
by Lil nani June 17, 2023
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Slab

a cartoon character or someone is is extremely ditzy but not necessarily in a good way.
man chad...youre such a slab
by suckerpuncher4206969 February 8, 2021
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Slab Slime

Slab Slime
When in the action of having Sex, Hobo Jizz secretes out of the vagina,,, While having sex with someone else!!!
Have you heard about and the slab slime.. yeah they said she got all kind of Slab Slime,, gooey and Owweee falling out while she's getting busy
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025
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gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
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by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.
Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.
by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019
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