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cold skirt 

cold skirt -is a punk ass who stands 4 nothing and stands up 2 know one he or she is the lowest of all bitches
rob is a cold skirt 4 letting that little boy take his i pod
cold skirt by shaq daddy July 24, 2007

take off the skirt 

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: take off the dress)
You're too tired to go out? Take off the skirt, dude.
take off the skirt by Faiella December 7, 2007
That big ass 6X+ t-shirt that niggaz always wear and it's just long enuff to go below the calf and damn near big enuff to use as matress cover.
When you get that hunny over on that unexpected extended stay and she comes out the shower and says she didn't bring any nite clothes, just hand her that 10X t-skirt which on her will look like choir robe.
t-skirt by MUN-E 1 January 8, 2008
"A mullet for your butt."
Wow, Kelley is a skort!
Skort by Allayyyy February 14, 2009

Square Skirt 

She acts like a ho but all the guys still say no
For a big slut she got a tiny butt
She thinks shes funny acting like a house bunny
She think shes so cute acting like a cat , but everyoe know she looks like a ugly ass rat!
She always trying to act like me, but too bad you have bad backne!
(pause cold feet)
You are obssesed with shrooms go cry in your room.
All you can do is dance, but all you REALLY want is a schlong in your pants!!
You take credit for all my shit, but you have one bigger tit!
You think smoking weed will make you cool, but really your the most hated girl in school
Putting your hand up by your boobs,only makes you look like a bigger noob.
Now that you lost all your so called 'friends', who are you going to flash your rear end?
Walking around in your square little skirt, why don't you put on a conservative shirt?

WEARING AN A WHEN YOUR A B MAKES EVERYONE YOUR ENEMY.
groossssss. its Square Skirt
Square Skirt by hurmuphagous May 29, 2011

Skirt Bait 

When one places items on the floor that can be read up close, such as the sides of books, CD's and DVD's such that if a girl bends overto read them, one can make a deft attempt to sneek a peek.
Guy A: Why do you stack your stuff on the floor?
Guy B: Oh, it's Skirt Bait
Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.
Skirt Bait by Jack Foxtrot July 1, 2008