European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Fishing Simulator

A game where you catch fish. The other islands are like impossible to get to without x2 exp. Don’t forget about the impossible to complete index

Friend: hey do you wanna play fishing simulator

Other Friend: Yea, Oh and btw I complete the Port Jackson Index
Friend: Bull Shit

by Iholdminisformyteamk April 7, 2021

ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator

A simulator in Roblox where you have to throw Paper Balls or Paper Products to gain money (what's up with that?). When you throw a paper ball, it goes into your backpack (again, what's up with that?), and you can sell it for money (what's up with that!? Is the buyer of these paper balls in your backpack a murderer which wants you to weaken the victims to kill them, like Moriarty who sponsored the cabby in A Study in Pink (Sherlock Holmes), but the cabby was actually killing the victims, not Moriarty.) You can buy bigger backpacks from the "Buy" section. You can also buy new Paper Aproducts to "weaken"the walls (you can buy a new area once you reach enough money). There are also codes, but I won't talk about them.

ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator: New update! 1. New boss! You can throw paper balls at it to kill it!
Me: Yet again, I don't want to kill anyone.

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020

pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.

/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.

by DrFuck March 9, 2024

PowerPoint Simulator

When a game runs so poorly you might as well be going through a PowerPoint.

I have so many mods installed on Skyrim that it might as well be PowerPoint simulator.

by Mr.Caids May 12, 2022