spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011

Nevada Spike Shooter

A hopefully mythical sexual act/prank where an unsuspecting tourist is flown from Vegas into the desert aboard a pink helicopter then forced to sit astride a cactus with their bare bottoms. Footage of such incidents may later appear on the internet. Also known as 'Sugdens Delight'

"Hey dude I haven't seen you sit down since Dawson's stag night"

"Yeah, we went to vegas and I got drunk and did the Nevada Spike Shooter, they operate next week"

by lajopi 292 February 14, 2009

Spiked seltzer

A gay drink for gay people.

Spiked seltzer is hella gay

by StephanieMcpoo August 19, 2019

spike lee joint

When you’re really expecting one kind of high from a joint and you smoke and you are sort of disappointed but not really because you’re still high but a different kind of high---the joint that you smoke a Spike Lee joint. Origin: it doesn’t live up to the hype.

"Dude, I wanted to get knocked off my ass, not this mellow shit...that was a total Spike Lee joint...it's still kind of tight because I'm high, though."

by Seán Gable April 22, 2006

vietnamease spike trap

when you are having sex with an asian woman and you accidentally touch her dick

oh man she was hot but she was a vietnamease spike trap

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019

cold spike

It's just the same as ice cream.

Damn, I need some cold spike!

by Captain Sexor April 28, 2005