rum

A drink that you drink if your alone at you party, you fucking loser

Me: damn, thats som gud rum Nobody: ....

by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO April 30, 2019

Dutch Rum

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics

Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s

by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019

rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022