Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:

Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY

Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"

Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"

Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"

INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"

by Captain Banter May 21, 2008

Raymond

A very annoying person who has no soul and should stop being annoying during class and is very leprechaun like in many ways has green eyes writes with a green pencil has green notebooks you see where I'm going with this

Raymond drops bookbag: dangit my bagpipes poked a hole in my kilt.

Look its a Raymond.

( leprechaun)

by Raymondhater 04 November 5, 2017

Raymond

Typical gay blonde male, usually tall always gets nervous around girls. Normally thinks he's funny, has a small amount but very close friends. Raymond is very wealthy but wastes his money very often. Usually very horny and asks a lot of girls for nudes on Snapchat but will receive them because he gets turned down always. Raymond is way too generous and gives when he's in need. He is a gem of a friend and you will be lucky if you ever find a Raymond in your life.

Raymond: Hello you are very pretty *shakes whilst talking*

Girl: *looks at Raymond in oddity, walks away*

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Guy: Hey did you know Raymond gave me his last gummy bear?

Guy #2: Yeah Raymond is such a nice guy who does a lot for his friends.

by Royce & May November 17, 2018

Raynen

A fucking dope ass bitch

Raynen is fucking dope, I wish I was as dope as Raynen.

by Gaygaygaygaybitch5 June 8, 2019

raymond douglas

Kid who looks like ratatouille and his mom is the one and only jodidouglasrealtor. Thinks he is cool because he plays football and goes to fgr because he is retarded. His indoor voice is an outdoor voice and his whisper is also an outdoor voice because he can’t shit the fuck up ever. Acts like a spaz and thomas does not like him

Hey look it’s that fucking retard Raymond Douglas

by CC guns💪🏻 October 1, 2019

Raymondism

The ability to make your own choices.

Raymondism allows you to live the life you want to.

by Heavysmear February 17, 2021

Raymond

The gayest mortherfucking trashcan looking ass guy u will ever meet a 100% gay player sucking the dick on the low "5$"
Addicted to dick rainbows and anime , a total whore getting dick more often then Taylor swift gets a new boyfriend. Loves talking anul but will only take it from people waiting 4 or more colors. The fucker with the nes hat. Just looking at him will give u chronic gayness type 5

" type five- incurable gayness that will make u atumaticaly want anul"

"You got anul from raymond holy shit"

by DaWordKing June 29, 2016