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crumbed fish

This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish
oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish

odds on being a crumbed fish
by jushereforlols December 8, 2019
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crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.
Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!
by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023
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Crumb of coochie

When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie
Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”

“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”
by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021
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Crumb Juice

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank
Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage
by BBtothemax February 1, 2020
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Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
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Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.
What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.
by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020
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crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day
“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”
by toast mads February 22, 2021
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