crumb boy

someone who gives little to nothing in a relationship. they give you little “crumbs” at a time instead of a whole cake.

“he took like 2 days to respond to my text and then said wyd. he a crumb boy.”

“she asked me to hang out but then said never mind she’s just going to stay home and pet her cat. she’s a crumb girl.”

by rach ho January 24, 2019

Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

Ho Crumb

Clothes or Items girls leave behind in your bedroom or apartment as an excuse for them to come back

The girl left her ho crumbs in my bed when she left this morning for the walk of shame

by TYCRJFRGJSHDMBJSE April 9, 2012

Cum crumbs

The leftover cum in ur bum

I heard sam left cum crumbs in Brooks bum

by Pooman42069 January 7, 2021

Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.

What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.

by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Crumb Buns

A person who is indulging in excessive anger over an issue that should really only be annoying.

A temporary mental condition where a person suffers from moderate anger or annoyance.

Look Crumb Buns. Let's ditch the movie and go to a diner. Your in a bad mood.

Stephanopolis has been in a terrible mood all day. He has a real case of Crumb Buns.

by Nards Eubanks February 24, 2019

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021