neckagility

the ability to move your neck with a wooden spoon in your mouth to hit your friend on the head.

Dude, you need to improve your neckagility.

It's all in the neckagility.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yv3Cpk_suc

by Neck Spooner August 4, 2008

who's the neek now?

A phrase commmon place in South London neekish circles

To the question "who's the neek now?", the common answer is "Yes, it's still me"

Tom: "Who's the neek now?"
Tom: "Yes, it's still me"

by renmus August 10, 2006

neegah

this man (or dickhead as it would seem)is a discrace to the name jimmy smith, I am the real Jimmy smith!!! bow before my might!!!

the jimmy smith who came up with neegah is a complete wanker and an imposter, I am the real jimmy smith!!!

by jimmy smith April 28, 2005

neekacheeka

ugly ass whore who has a lot of hair and eveybody hates except for a russian girl

neeka lin

by bobby June 28, 2003

NeedAbe, Need-A-be

Migration from wannabe, wannabie to "Need-to-be", now being indispensable. You're NOT just wanted, you're "needed".

Linds Lohan used to be a wannaBIE until she hit stardom where she's now a NeedABe in teen films.

by Albert EYEinstein August 8, 2004

neeba

A word that is cryed when you are suddenly poked in a ticklish region. This only works if the person that is the victim of the poke was foreign in their past life.

* poke *

Girl - NEEBA!!

by Jared J. April 30, 2007

Neek

An other word for nerd and geek. some one whos a wasteman and tries to be a badman but boring like fuck.
someone who has no friends.

Person 1: yo ouch we need 2 go 2 da crib init and smoke on a benz.

Person 2: shut up ill brap u in da face u fuckin neek,wat kind of name is ouch

by a.t December 23, 2008