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five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.
guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen
by drewdt April 29, 2011
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coke nails

A longer fingernail(usually the pinky nail) that's used to hold cocaine for sniffing. This nail would usually be longer than the rest of the nails. Also makes it easier to open a baggie.
"I noticed Eric sniffing alot of coke with his coke nails"
by mrsoffica August 25, 2013
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Nailed it nods

When you are quietly impressed with yourself so you give yourself a couple little nods of approval.
After sucking down a couple hot ones, Luke gave himself a couple nailed it nods to show how chuffed he was with himself.
by Iamegg1993 December 31, 2019
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Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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Nail gunk

When you don't wash your finger nails and then green/brown stuff starts forming under them
Wash that nail gunk please
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
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Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead
Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude
by Sadasu January 30, 2017
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nail clitter

A vagina that is so rough, when one attempts to stick a finger in it, the nail will break off.
"Hey bro, I heard you got to finger bang Shananay, how was it?"

"Not good man... She has a nail clitter."
by IfYouKnowWhatIMeme March 15, 2016
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