Miguel O'hara

Miguel O'hara or spider-man 2099 is the greatest MILF on the multiverse, after loosing his alternate universe daughter he wants to get pregnant to have her back.

After getting Miguel O'hara pregnant he let me drink his milk.

by Miguel O'hara's impregnator October 16, 2024

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond

Miguel “She’ll respond back”
Friend “fucking simp lmao”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.

I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.

by abc31 July 14, 2023

Way to Miguel It

Messing up in an easy but clutch moment.

At mini-golf: your ball was 2 inches from the hole, how could you miss?! Way to Miguel it!

by FTK lifestyle July 10, 2012

Miguel Tavares

He once kissed a whore

…e depois o Miguel Tavares beijou a puta!

by TrueStoriesFromPortugal November 23, 2021

Juan Miguel

Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.

Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.

by Not_a_Juan_Miguel_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) November 22, 2021

Miguel

Miguel its a God at Wii sports

Oh man, Miguel its the Wii sports god and i like him very much

by Alfarroba November 22, 2021