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Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"
Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.
by carnefox October 9, 2020
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mermaid

1; a mythical creature that appears as an attractive woman but with a fish tail instead of a pair of legs, who lures sailors with her enchanting voice.
2; someone (typically female) of a rare breed, blessed with haunting beauty and enchanting talent (usually at singing, but can also be applied to other art forms.)
"Agnès Obel is a human singer and songwriter but secretly she is a mermaid goddess..."
(comment found on youtube)
by Lilichi November 5, 2019
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Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters
Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York
by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025
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Bubbly Mermaid

When they go cock to nipple with a full mouth of cum, then blowing bubbles.
He really liked it when I gave him bubbly mermaids.
by KirbyS June 10, 2023
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Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady
Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025
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Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021
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