by Timothy Gibson February 25, 2022
Get the Ben Martinmug. by Lucas kostich November 9, 2023
Get the Chodys Martinmug. by goinghome04 October 21, 2010
Get the A Ricky Martinmug. Noun.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Clive Tyldesley: "Absolutely nobody can get past Martin Skrtel. He's a fucking brick wall! (I appologise)"
by SammyBlanny January 2, 2012
Get the Martin Skrtelmug. Me: I love Martin Johnson! He is the best person in Boys Like Girls and I wanna get his autograph and touch his arm. Then never wash that hand again.
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
by tilatequilafan555 January 16, 2008
Get the Martin Johnsonmug. Canadian Prime-Minister
Someone that well, just sucks being a leader, exspecialy when he spends all of the Canadian peoples money.
Someone that well, just sucks being a leader, exspecialy when he spends all of the Canadian peoples money.
by $LAYER November 7, 2005
Get the Paul Martinmug. by MartinIsALoser July 12, 2018
Get the Martinmug.