Sketchy Magic

A Florida based slang term. Anything involving ratchet females, bum fights, drunk shenanigans, or any sort of video-worthy happenings during a night out on the town.

"That was some Sketchy Magic right there"

"Becoming one with Sketchy Magic"

Smoking Mids in a random dark alley is considered Sketchy Magic.

by RealTalkDMFP April 25, 2013

Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

by Teamcletus June 9, 2018

Princess Maggot

The title Meghan Markle will be given by Americans when the Queen strips her title.

Princess Maggot wants to be the American version of Royalty.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie August 19, 2022

Mr. Magic

Code name for Marijuana

Let's go pick up Mr. Magic (let's go score some weed)

by |II||I|I|II|II|I December 15, 2008

magic the gathering

A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".

Magic the Gathering Addict:

Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...

by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008

Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.

Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"

by mikethemilf March 26, 2009

stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009