tragedy mining

When news outlets throw out every nugget of information they have, no matter how insignificant, during a national tragedy to garner traffic.

The news did a three page story on that spree killer’s green shirt. Straight up tragedy mining.

by R.Crab October 3, 2017

Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Ass mining

The act of digging deep into a persons ass with mouth or fingers. Mostly occurs between two men.

Hey DJ, heard you went ass mining this weekend. You better use some mouth wash before you kiss your mom.

by JDirty69 May 9, 2018

Toilet mining

When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.

I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got

by bg43 February 21, 2017

dirt mining

anal sex

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?

by skyhigh_etc September 20, 2016

Mines Moon

Delicious beer mixture of Blue Moon and Killian's Irish Red. Invented at Colorado School of Mines

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Me: I'll have a Mines Moon

by pbjwaffles December 28, 2016

Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012