Lana

Lana is a girl who lacks self confidence. She is very overdramatic and obsessed with creating drama. She likes to steal “your man.” She thinks she is very popular although everyone knows she’s not. She is never dressed appropriately for school or work. She will ditch you if you are her friend, and then create a rumor about you. She thinks she’s super close with you, although she just wants to try and get everything out of you. If you say your not going to be friends with anymore, watch out because she can do overpowering things to you. If you have a boyfriend and are friends with her, stay away! She is always fishing for compliments, because she doesn’t have anything about herself that she can be proud of.

Lana: So who do you like?

You: I like ______
Lana: Oh sorry I don’t want to be your friend anymore. You are super annoying.

by Mackenzie 2453 June 5, 2019

lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.

Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."

by AUST`N September 20, 2021

Lana Rhodes

A female actress that REALLY likes Conna and wants to do laundry with him.

Lana: Hey Conna, it's me Lana Rhodes. Can you help me get out of the washing machine?

Conna: Sure, let me come help!

by Nived Yllek >:) September 20, 2022

lana

A common name, but when spelled backwards, it spells "anal"

Teacher: "Is lana here"

Jeff after class: *Reverses recording*

by Mr. Bleau May 19, 2021

Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lana

baddieeee

lana is a baddie

by lalalalalalalala12345678980 February 3, 2025

lana

to leave school early or not come in at all.

"I don't feel too well, I'm just gonna lana"

"they don't wanna go to graphics so they're pulling a lana"

by ananoworlddomination April 13, 2023